I love Ellen and Portia! They are literally my heroes in life!!
Oh, but look how “disgusting” gay marriage is. Yes, this is clearly a disgusting and immoral scenario. This is not romantic and adorable and beautiful at all. This is clearly breaking traditional marriage and the world will probably explode from this.
Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.
god bless markiplier and his cute wee bum uwu ♥
Everything awesome in last night’s Adventure Time:
- How to ask someone on a date when you have a disembodied head with multiple personalities
- Turns out that Cosmic Owl is the guy at your party that just doesn’t realize it was time to leave an hour ago
- Night terrors
- Citadel battles
- Alien catchphrases
- Death pacts
- Learning about anatomy - The Chicken Wing Hole
- Lich King’s creepy badassness
- Finn going Super Saiyan
Not so cool things:
- The end of Prismo
- Deadbeat dads
- What is buttercupping?
- How useful is a flower arm?